Thank You Billy D. Williams For Your Child-Like Honesty
In these days of fake Acai Berry weight loss testimonials, “Free Trial”
offers and an ever expanding sea of get rich quick business opportunities,
how is a person to believe their eyes and ears any more?
It’s like a great hole has been ripped in my heart where love, trust and
honesty once lived… a large, gaping hole that is now filled with a tumultuous
ocean disenchantment.
For many years I have searched for a person I could look up to and respect…
Someone I knew would NEVER lie to me or lead me astray…
Then one night, after years of praying, there he was…
Like an angelic messenger hovering above me… a shining
beacon of hope and good will! Billy D. Williams, Lando Calrissian
my childhood Star Wars hero. He would NEVER lie to me.
And I sat for a moment as an aw-struck child, starting into his cherub like
face which floated above me in the night sky… I decided THIS was the moment.
In the next second I flung caution to the wind and hastened out to
comply with that silent command from the above…
Billy D. had spoken the truth honestly, simply, without thought to personal
gain or social status…
4 hours later I raised a shaking 40oz bottle to the sky and “poured some out”
Billy D, you are truth in advertising incarnate…
Because BY GOD it does work every time!
We shall chat again,
Jonny Andrews
PS: Make sure you ReTweet and comment on this so I know how
Bill D moved you as well!
14 Responses to “Thank You Billy D. Williams For Your Child-Like Honesty”
Hahahahahahaha! Nice one Jonny, that’s totally true and totally hilarious!
Jerry
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 8:40 am
No freaking way! I had no idea those they even had those sort of ads! Nice.
Yes. Billy D. has moved me as well. Now why do I feel like having a Colt 45?
Scott
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 8:43 am
Niiiiiiiice! Yes, I do belive Billy D moved me also just a few short weeks ago 
Rich
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 9:05 am
You know, Jonny, that may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!
I was having a really crappy week until I read your post! You totally picked me up
Thank you and make sure you post more of this stuff!
Stacey
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 9:08 am
I don’t know who billy D is but if I had a Colt 45 I would still give him a fair chance before I started shooting.
Steve
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 9:13 am
This post made me reminince about a couple of old friends jack daniels and johny walker…
did you ever meet them?
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 9:29 am
Jonny man that is totally awesome!! As Stacey was saying, I too was having a crappy week when you sent a nice email to this and it made me laugh, I feel great!! Billy D is a legend and always will be.
Only we don’t have colt 45 in Australia but I’ll drink to him and you anyways
Keep it up, and thanks heaps 
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 9:34 am
Hehe good one Jonny. I hadn’t seen this in a while. Good ‘ole Billy D. what will he do next?
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 10:07 am
Hey Jonny great stuff man love your work, you tell it like it is… I really would like for you to contact me, I would like to discuss some hot info that is about to come out soon don’t want you to miss out on. I have inside info please contact me soon. thanks
TonyBoomBoom
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 10:15 am
Yo Jonny,
You are one of the most irreverent, entertaining IM’ers out there. Thanks for the smile…
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 10:29 am
I find your note to be offensive to people of faith. Why alienate ‘any’ part of your list?
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 11:34 am
Because, Dave… if I didn’t offend somebody then nobody would like me
But you should think about restating the “People of Faith” thingy and instead just saying “Me”. (as in you offended “me”)
You see, “People of Faith” also applies to me and I’m not even close to offended by what I just said…
Damn! How weird would that be if I offended myself?
Spread the love like thick butter!
Jonny
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 11:38 am
I don’t drink … maybe I should start???
honest 2 goodness ad and I supposed the ROI on that one was very high???
Cheers, Z’da
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 11:58 am
mmm…thick butter…
a dave whos not offended but is offensive(does smell count?)
Posted on September 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm
