12 Weeks, 4 Steps, Uber Pimp Status
Warning: This Video Is A Whopping 40 Minutes!
(Just Hit The “Play” Button To Start)
Yo! Update: I can’t believe I’m going to do this but…
A lot of people have been hitting the support desk about the “dead link”
to the form… it’s not a dead link! I spell “Jonny” without an “h”
So for the rest of the night you can watch this video and then click HERE
to go directly to the form.
Here’s The Breakdown Of What’s Up In This Video:
99% of the people that buy info products fail to produce
either any money or any results period.
Why is that?
Well, at this little “Workation” thingy at the Mexican Mansion
I got to personally coach totally normal people and watch
them totally kill it…
Here’s The Big Breakdown:
Step #1: Find a hot market
Step #2: Find out what that hot market wants
Step #3: Get some BIG traffic
Step #4: Get a spectacular sales process
Guess where the problems are? Yup. Step #3 and #4.
That’s what this video is here for… to help you break
through all those barriers. AND, if you’re looking for
some extra help make sure you pay attention to my
“Anti Pitch” at the end of the thing…
Now post your thoughts and ReTweet this here dude!
I’ll look forward to working with you as part of my Elite
10 dudes…
Chat soon,
Jonny
PS: Hit with the comments and ReTweets… always love to
know what you think
Facebook comments:
64 Responses to “12 Weeks, 4 Steps, Uber Pimp Status”
Jonny, I totally filled everything out
and even spent time thinking about it!
You really got me going on this one and
I hope I’m one of the 10. I truly think
you can help me make it happen!
Tom
Posted on November 2, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Jonny,
I LOVE this video. Just finished the
survey and you really asked some solid
questions. All I can say is that I hope
I’m one of the 10 you pick!
This is sooooo cool!
Jenn
Posted on November 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Jonny,
Awsome…awesome.
Thank you for spreading goood vibes !!
Speak soon,
André Thomassen
Posted on November 2, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Hi Jonny
tried submitting the questionaire but it won’t submit. Says “this question needs an answer” and flags them all?
Obviously I’ve answered all of them but it still won’t submit – any ideas?
Posted on November 2, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Great video and it comes at a great time. Funny i sent you an email some time ago to tell you what i was planning next. Looks like you probably will not have time to do what i requested maybe i should give this mentoring thing of yours a try if possible.
Now this is aimed at your readers.
Guys take this opportunity if you can Jonny doesn’t mess around when it comes to teaching stuff to others. The thing that will set you apart from others is to take action no matter what it is you’re doing. You have ti take action.
Internet marketing is getting bigger each and every day. There a lot of companies out there looking for people who are internet marketing savy and are willing to pay for it. It’s becoming something vital for businesses.
Take the example of Circuit City. The word is they went out of business. Yes it’s true they closed all their stores but check out their website. They’re alive and kicking it ONLINE.
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 12:16 am
Gaz,
I’m guessing you may have missed one
of the sections. If not, just copy
your answers, refresh and try again.
Zoul,
Just saw your email doc! I’m glad you
are finally getting into the space and
I’m damn sure your stuff will kill it!
Jonny
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 7:36 am
Hi Jonny,
I would be lucky enough if I will be chosen one of the ten of your student on how to be a successful in online business.
Keep it up and GOD Bless!
Thanks for the encouraging video message,
Manuel
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 7:51 am
Hi Jonny,
Fantastic video.I was needeing the encouragment that the video gave me.
I just hope to be one of the 10 lucky choosen guys, my life would become a true fairtail.
That God you exist.
Fernando
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 10:28 am
I just sent a message and it has a couple of spelling mistakes.
Just wanted to appoligise for that fact.
Fernando
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 10:38 am
This is actually my second comment. On my first one I forgot to say that like almost eveybody else I´ve alot on internet marketing and the truth is that most of it sounds like a scam among other things. Jonny Andrews is in fact the only one that I trust and can feel the confidence that is needed in this type of work.
Thanks a million,
Fernando
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 11:28 am
Jonny,
you have given me a HUGE kick up the butt!!
I’m now putting 110% into my launch and going to make sure I implement all that I am learning from you.
I’ll drop you a note on facebook…
You rock bro
Phil H
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 11:46 am
Hi Jonny!
Thank you for offering this. As a workshop teacher, I know what you mean about seeing people grow from what you are teaching them. It is very rewarding.
I totally hope you pick me.I won’t let you down.
This is so coming at the right time as I have to start making money from my hard work online now. You are so much fun as well and you get straight to the point.
I have hit a wall online and I can’t push it down by myself. I am sure there are lots of qualified people who have filled in your questions brilliantly, but I really want it to be time for me to get the kind of help I really need.
Ether way this is totally inspiring.
Warm Wishes,
Arlene deWinter
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 11:51 am
I have had several websites and just couldn’t understand how it all came together. I have hired alot of coaches and they didn’t talk my non guru language. I have been working at this for 2 years and not one person has supported me. I know it works, I just need instruction from people who have been there. Reguardless of weither I am excepted or not, I will eventually succeed. I have a world of knowledge and my world has just slowed down enough to apply myself full force.
Thank you for your kindness,
Jamie Specht
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Exciting prospect…
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 12:27 pm
FREAKING AWESOME, JONNY!
CRISTIAN AND I LOVED THE VIDEO (SPECIALLY THE ENDING!) VEEERY INSPIRING, MAN!!!
DO GREAT IN NY AND TALK TO YOU LATER!
MEXICAN HUUUGS TO THE JONNY ANDREWS!
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Jonny,
It’s great what you’re doing for these 10 people! You’re definitely the “Uber Pimp” & you’ll be unleashing 10 ‘Uber Pimpettes’ onto the IM scene! Good for you man! If only other “Guru’s” would stand behind their stuff like you are. Could you imagine the successes there would be if they did? No more bogus, incomplete & unworkable programs if they had the courage to help their students succeed with the programs/courses they sell them. Much luck to you.
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Jonny, truly thanks. The site to apply to be one of ten does not come up so i’m sure i missed it. I enjoy your videos by the way. Mostly I wanted to send cudos that you figured out the true measure of success, that Knowlege Is Power, but only if that power is shared. I learned that years ago as a Miltary Training Instructer, seeing the light come on is truly life changing. Although i personnaly have never made financial success i=I am putting for all my efforts to do so agin with interet marketing. The best to the Ten, take full advantage to a true life changing gift. Thanks again Jonny….Tom
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm
for the guy who couldn’t get the questionaire to “take” – I had the same problem until I put something in the “company” box – I don’t have a company so I didn’t answer it – then when I couldn’t get the questionaire to be accepted I started “playing” around until I figured out that every box has to have something in it – so I put “na” in the company box and the questionaire was accepted – hope this works – as I hope I’m one of the 10 picked for this program – thanks Jonny and good luck to whoever gets picked – I know my ship will come in some day…
D
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Amazing opportunity! I congratulate the people chosen in advance. This program is like taking a person to the Kingdom of Heaven and then kicking them through the gates. The person has to be kicked because he or she has been in hell so long they are scared to walk in. That fear you cleverly alluded to in the Jonny Andrews video.
I am a baby boomer without so much as a tin parachute. Quickly approaching the time that I just cannot do this anymore. Referring to my just over broke situation as a low paid quard in a museum.
The job itself is hard standing all day. But the dam 60 mile commute round trip on public transportation is harder. So would I like to be one of the Andrews kid’s chosen 10? Did Elvis and Michael want their painkillers? I think they both did to the point they thought the red flags in their lives were actually women waving their panties at them.
I actually sold a digital product on clickbank recently. I have over $200 in commissions. The bad news is until I have 5 different credit card sales they will not send me a check. I sold the products by participating in a forum. So I have joined alot of forums. Then I am going to submit articles to directories. When I generate sales I will invest in pay per click advertising. I also have a list building strategy to use with a capture page I must initiate to build my list and utilize an auto-responder.
I think I can have some fun and make money with arbitage. I know I could make money fast if I could do teleseminars with heavy hitting JV partners. Pre-launches and launches and continuity programs. But as for now I have to recover from my day of work so that I can do it all again tomorrow.
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I looked at your video. It was nice. I have just completed researching and writing my first e-book and launched my website.
The book is called “The Freelance Writer’s GPS”
a 133 page how to book. It explores freelance writing opportunities to navigate a successful writing career.
If you could look at the site..GREAT!
I hope to launch a series of GPS books in the future..
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Love the honest non-BS conversation. I would love to get a coach to help me through this maze, I know I have the desire and the ability to succeed online. Great stuff.
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Most excellent Johnny. Thank you
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm
this is a thought that has been rumbling around in my big head for a while now. i partly participate in IM to get rich but its more than that. im met with lots of resistance so i mostly keep it to myself. but here’s jonny, opening up his brain and everything to help people. that is why he is where he is and i am where i am. just gotta let go of the BS and embrace this fully. thanx jonny for helping me to get this out. on top of everything else, hes now my shrink…lol. later peeps.
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 8:35 pm
way to go jonny ! Super uber cool vid!! sounds abit like trading places movie . ready, willing and able to trade/market with you.I,m all for reconfigureliberting ones self and helping others that want life style betterment!
Posted on November 3, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Jonny
Great video and it comes at a great time. I LOVE this video.I hope I’m one of the 10
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 5:14 am
This is a great opportunity as well as example for all the successful marketers to follow. If collaborative efforts were made by all the successful marketers but in with slight twists it would be huge and give thousands of people the much needed edge to create success and wealth. Kudos for pay it forward. It’s a very unselfish and thoughtful act.
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 7:13 am
Hey Jonny I just found your blog about a week ago and I gotta tell ya, you do the best sales videos on the web.
Love your no BS style and sense of humor but also you know how to sell and that’s why I’m want to learn from you.
I’m all the way in, I have both the time and the resources to make it happen.
Hope I’m one of the lucky ones.
Nick
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 10:54 am
Hi, Jonny –
Thoroughly enjoyed the video, filled out the questions as completely as I could and am anxiously awaiting your call!!!
So refreshing to find someone who tells it like it is and is willing to share his good fortune with others. Definitely a Pay-It-Forward example!
I’m very excited to hopefully be a part of the elite J-TOT (Jonny’s Team of Ten)! What an incredible life-changing opportunity!
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I answered the questions, but I won’t submit. I completed all the questions. I opened a new page and I start from the beginning. Nothing happened. I refresh the page. Still nothing. Any advice?
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Ioana,
Try using a different browser. Like IE
if your’e in Firefox or vice versa.
Also, check to make sure you put a thing
in the “company” area. That was a dork
move on my part but it’s required!
Oh well…
I’m actually going through the first 300
apps right now… this stuff is crazy!
HUGE. Floored. Damn.
Jonny
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 12:49 pm
I’m trying to get to the questionaire and am getting a google message that the link is broken. Any suggestions?
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 1:23 pm
That’s just weird! Okay… I’ll hit you
with an email. Just copy/paste the
stuff in there and blast it off to me.
Jonny
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Hey Jonny, It is beyond cool that your
willin’ to help out like you said in the
video.. Hope I make the cut. Only 10
yikes. that’s gonna be hard. Anyway
u Rawk. chat soon and Thanks again.
Scottavious
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm
As a student of Mr. Andrews I HAVE to make this comment. You will never find a more ethical, honest and down to earth person to work with. If Jonny takes you under his wing you can expect him to do everything that he says he will do. The bonus’s alone are worth thousands (don’t believe me, try to get JV partners on your own). As far as I know NO ONE else is doing this, so to say this is a great opportunity is a major understatement. I just wish I would be chosen, but if you are, put on your game face and grab a big can of motivation and be prepared for a no BS ride.
Thanks for everything Jonny,
Les Fonk
Posted on November 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Hello, I filled out the questions but it keeps saying service unavailable. I hope I am not to late to have a chance to be choosen.
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 12:20 am
hoping to be one selected,,,,
thanks
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 9:29 am
Trying to get traffic to share this business to anybody get involved, and live a great life.
Thank You.
Chellappan.
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 9:46 am
Hey Johnny this is the over the road trucker still kicking it. Guess I am too late for the questionnaire as I can’t get to the site all I get is a error message. Congrats to the ten that get your personal help. Wish it could have been me I am tired of struggling the DIY way.
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 10:34 am
Allen,
Try checking in a different browser. I haven’t
taken it down yet. Tomorrow morning yes.
I’m guessing it’s just having issues in whatever
sort of IE/FireFox thingy you’re using.
When in doubt flip-flop!
Jonny
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 10:37 am
Hey Jonny,
your video is one of the most inspiring videos i’ve seen! i was losing hope about all this making money online stuff. nothing seems to work and nothing seems to be able to work. the world seem to be full of scams and all… almost had enough of it all until i saw your email which directed me here. I seriously damn hope i can be one of the 10 to have the honor to be exposed to your teachings.
Till then, thanks a million still, for being the light…
Cheers!
Jerald
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 10:45 am
Jonny Looking forward to tomorrow… Have followed this with interest!
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 10:55 am
Jonny,
Dude!!!!! Seriously, that was a great video. I’ve been doing the online business thing for about 18 months and I understand a lot of it. I’ve heard a lot of what you said before. The difference is how you put it together. Seriously sweet!!!
I’m hoping you give my application some serious thought. I meant what I said about partnering (you’ll know when you read my application). I know I have it in me. Just need someone to guide me to the light. Come on brother, show me the light. AMEN!!!
You’re my new IM hero! I gotta say I am really glad I came across your site. Good luck with the applications and I can’t wait to talk to you as one of the 10.
-DG
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 11:08 am
UPDATE PEEPS!!!! YES, I HAVE TO SCREAM IT. FROM THE MOUNTAIN-TOPS IF NECESSARY. JONNY WAS RIGHT, IT IS THE COMPANY THING. I TRIED IT SEVERAL TIMES AND WAS IN THE MIDST OF MY PREPARATION FOR HARRY CARREY WHEN I READ JONNYS SUGGESTION TO PUT SOMETHING IN THE COMPANY LINE. I PUT NONE AND I WORKED JUST FINE. THAT IS ALL. GOOD LUCK, PEEPS!
DAVE
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 11:18 am
hi jonny.
Thanks for the opportunity.
I just hope this is my destiny.
Keeping my fingers crossed.
All the best steve.
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 11:39 am
The video is appealing, because of the genuis of Jonny. I dont mean that as a cheap compliment either. This guy has a gift. IF that can be taught, then he has a golden egg.
I am very interested in learning what Jonny has to offer, and very curious how in the world can you whittle down all the interest shown in this new launch.
It would be a sorry shame to turn ANYONE down…isnt there a way to include everyone?
But, nevertheless, if Jonny still sticks to only 10 candidates, I hope to be one of them… and not ashamed to say that!
Good luck to all!
~Val~
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 3:09 pm
The video is most refreshing, and again has confirmmed to me the total genius of Jonny Andrews. I dont mean that as a flippant compliment either. Jonny, you have a gift…and it looks that your persistance combined with your inane sense of expressing the excitement of online marketing will continue to benefit you.
I interested to continue learning from you, by choice. Your style is intriquing…and you touch on the human element in a gifted manner. You truely understand human nature, and thus, I see that is part of your success.
Congratulation! And, isnt there a way to include all of the 300 solid apps?
Best Regards…
~Valerie Mosso~
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Hi Jonny,
Though your email was fantastic. It even made me think that maybe I can do this I have experenced all those things you mentioned and never thought it was possible to overcome them, but you seem to have hit the nail on the head, exactly..
I hope I am one to be accepted too.
Thanks for giving me hope again as I was thinking I was just a newbie and just didn’t have what it takes to succeed.
Thanks again..
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm
well thanks for the chance to get some real life advice without any bull
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 9:40 pm
gaz, The same thing happened to me so i went back in and put x on blank lines and it took it okay.
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 9:54 pm
PS: Doh! I feel like I’m pretty well down in this list of posters…there was something in the air tonight the stars were bright..Fernando (‘nando,’nando,’nando)…elephant burgers…mmm
ridiculous, exciting, I am a one in ten..a number on a list.
Posted on November 6, 2009 at 10:19 pm
I loved the video and wrote down every word! You know the saying “It takes one to know one”. I’m referring to, Been there done that life. To many people who come from nothing and make it big just seem to forget what it was like. With times as tough as they are right now and the POWER of the internet it’s ashame more Successful people don’t offer to help. I mean come on what the hell,there’s enough money to go around. Hey we can’t take it with us when we die but more brains could be better activated for more progress if we helped one another. Sorry I got carried away!
But I Do Hope you take a good look at my application. Knock Knock. Whoes there? Sheila. Sheila who? Sheila Crowder, I’m here for my coaching,nice to meet you let’s get Started!!!
Talk Soon!
Thanks for Listening
Sheila
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 1:29 am
Great video! Big motivation! I want to believe that you will deliver everything you promise! I tried already some other tutoring programs that promise you “success on the end” I joined Jeff Paul Milliners Club, Maverick sell phone club and some others in the past. I learn a lot about marketing, computer and other stuff. I invested money and time. I did not succeed yet but I am still trying. I hope I will be chosen and have enough money left to pay for your training, if you choose me. Only one thing I am sure about, if I will be one of ten, I will go all the way to the end and work like a slave around the clock. I hope hear from you soon.
Good luck with your venture Estella.
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 6:26 am
Hey Jonny, once again very good video. I always look forward to your posts. Keep up the great work and keep helping people to succeed.
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 11:31 am
The guy that the survey won’t work for needs to put i a company name
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 11:52 am
I think this was great what you are doing. I wish I could have got in on this. I need help. If you ever do this again I would love to be one of your students. Thanks for thinking of the people trying to break in and join this. I think this is great you want to help other people become successful. Thanks
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 4:38 pm
The suspense is killing me! When will we know if we get to ride your coat tails or return to our lives of futile pursuit of internet marketing stardom? Looking forward to the next step.
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 5:41 pm
O Johnny, it was already closed when I went, couldn’t even answer the questions,,so keep me on your list for the next step..
I remember you from a great webinar and your simplicity, patience and straight on real intelligence made me an total admirer, so you are the first I recommend each time I talk to new people about this whole Spiel of IMarketting.
If you happen to remember I am the singer from Tuscany, but there have been thousands who have passed through your wisdom since, so not (yet!) expected..
Best to you, and looking forward to the next adventure,
Sido
Posted on November 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Jonny,
the doors were closed after 1300 applications. sorry you missed me, I would have been your best candidate. I have been successful in an offline business brick and mortar, now pursuing internet marketing full time. I have a project I have been working on in a niche market which I believe without a doubt will be successful. Shortly to be launched I have started the pre-launch.
I will leave you with this thought…
When ever I hired someone into my business, and I went through the interview process I always asked every applicant one exact question. That was: Have you ever played organized sports? I did not care if it was varsity, after school, little league, just have you ever played organized sports? The reason I would ask this question is because if you have played organized sports you have learned to Win and you have learned to Lose. Either way you have been successful because you have taken action, that is the person I want on my team.
thankx my friend and good luck to all applicants.
Coty
Posted on November 8, 2009 at 2:05 am
Your video was really inspiring, you have the gift for speaking plainly (laconically) and it’s appreciated. Have you ever thought of teaching as a side line? You would be the most popular professor. I have been trying to get a foot in the door for over a year, with no success. However, with you as my mentor I should have no problems.
Posted on November 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm
could not get on partner with jonny.com/yes
Posted on November 8, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I want to make a living at home
Posted on November 9, 2009 at 6:58 am
Hi Jonny
Just before the day comes to an end here in the UK I would like to ask a couple of questions, yes I fill out the questionnaire, and yes I will pay up for the webinar, I am really excitied about this opportunity. Just want to check that being based in UK is no problem if I am lucky enough to succeed to next stage and partner with you, and please would you give me an idea of cost for the next stage so I can sort out the cash.
Many thanks
Becky
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