YES! You Too Can Make $300 Million In Less Than 24 Hours!
Is it just me or are there almost more “gurus” launching products these days than there are people in the market buying them?
No really… if I’m not mistaken I counted like 15 people on a near weekly basis who have asked me mail for their latest “money thingy”.
Clearly, and this is only my opinion, but it seems things have gotten a touch out of hand.
The result of this total list molestation is that fewer and fewer people are all that excited to actually buy much of anything!
Side note: to be fair a few dudes have released some VERY quality stuff (Ryan Lee’s new one as an example) but it just seems a lot of the good stuff stuff is getting lost in the noise.
So the question which sparked this whole thing in the first place was asked by A LOT of people… “DUDE! Where have you been?!”
Where have I been? Same place I’ve always been… (I actually stopped mailing under my name for a few months to test an email theory and that seems to have thrown people for a loop)
Well it’s been a crazy couple of years and an even crazier couple of months! I’ve actually shifted my entire business model in a way I never thought I could, landing in markets I never thought in a million years I’d blow up in…
…I got married… I had my first baby… AND I moved away from only relying on the “LAUNCH, LAUNCH, LAUNCH” game. Why? Because it’s basically cooler (AND now I look better in a speed-o) building a legitimate business rather than hyping the next shiny object in line…
So am I out of the Internet Marketing space? Hell no! I’ve been focused on creating actual quality stuff people can legitimately use and see results with…
Basically I’m doing everything I’ve always told YOU to do!
So if you’re still struggling here are 3 simple tips:
Tip #1: Get into markets where you can buy traffic…
Tip #2: Test your offer with said traffic before you roll it out to the masses…
Tip #3: Focus your efforts on building your business, whatever model you happen to chose, for the long term and benefit of your customers…
Now… leave your comments and share this here stuff on your FaceBook page! I want to know if my new sales video intro is going to make me rich by morning!
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33 Responses to “YES! You Too Can Make $300 Million In Less Than 24 Hours!”
OMG! Dude that’s freaking funny and sooooo true! Nice! Bout time somebody did that
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 8:48 pm
You are like out of your mind to publish this sort of stuff in public!
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Jonny I just sent this one straight to FaceBook! Sooooooo true!
And glad you’re back btw
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:13 pm
Still my fav blogger! What’s up with the 2 posts in 1 week? I’m used to having to wait a month or so!
New kid got you in a thoughtfull mood 
Jen
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:26 pm
Spot on.
I would also add a #4 that is to become a part of
http://IMTrustWorthy.com
and help us clean up the industry a bit.
Peace.
Omar
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:32 pm
Sup Omar!
You have a weird “thing” on that page you should take a look at. iFrame of sorts missing the mark?
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:40 pm
this website is a lie
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:57 pm
Oh crap… I’ve been found out! RUUUUUNNNNNN!
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Hey Jonny, classic, and well past time to be said. Did Jeff Johnson’s copywriter do that for you?
Take a peek – think you’ll dig the video on my post .. http://stephenrenton.com/just-say-know/
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 10:54 pm
Haha, it’s hard to take the guru videos seriously after seeing this. The real businesses are now emerging.
Brent
The Lifestyle Marketer
Posted on April 7, 2011 at 11:33 pm
15 seconds you say? Where can I get some Luckys to trade with you?
The industry is definitely in a mess and needs cleaning up badly.
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 12:59 am
Love it! Love it! Love it!
Been waiting for your return and when you did, you hit the ground running!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 6:43 am
This is Jonny meets Jack Nicholson from “A Few Good Men”! And don’t let the irony get lost on you!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:07 am
Hahahahahahahha!!!
Fucking EPIC!!
I was acctually going to do kind of a video like that, but you just dragged it right out of my nose!!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:13 am
92 Year Old Transvestite Midget From Cambodia…
Wicked!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:18 am
Do you take me for some fu**ing idiot!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:18 am
Hey, you didn’t give a proper link to the amazing product. Where is it? I want to buy! And who is this Charlie Sheen? I really like him.
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:33 am
Hello I don,t have any money it is over 2 an half nobody is working in my house and I want to ask you for some help,because we cannot pay our rent an bills,so what I,m am asking is if you could even help me to make 1 million or if this is to much to ask how about $500.000 please we are at the end of our roop here and don,t where to turn
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 8:11 am
Hey Jonny,
Classic. Absolutely classic! You have absolutely NAILED it.
There is not much that actually makes me laugh out loud, but I did with this. It has gotten so ridiculously out of hand, that it is almost comical.
Something’s gotta give soon, this whole thing seems ready to implode.
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 8:33 am
DUDE!!! You forgot to add your screenshots from your last launch that you end up claiming are from your magic sun energy software.
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 8:40 am
Hey bro, how’s it going bro?
Remember when we had a beer at the MoneyMasters2003 conference in Texlanta? Good times bro.
Hey, while I’m talking to you, can you mail my new ClickBank product, like tomorrow???
Conversions are off the hook man, 1.673310053311 EPC and climbing!!
With the 7 OTOs and exit pops you could earn a total of $21,556 for every single customer you send me, so if you just sent me 500, bro you’d make a cool million in this launch!
Thanks bro, much appreciated!! Expecting your drop tomorrow.
And of course I’ll mail for you when you need me ……………. NOT!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 9:15 am
Jonny:
You rock. You may have just become one of the most honest internet marketers on the planet. Great spoof. Thanks.
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 9:31 am
so the software isn’t for sale…JK
It always seems that if you just stick to the basics and keep it simply, you will always end up with a better result.
Thanks for keeping it simple.
Mark
P.S. What was the result of not using your name, becuase I notice that to and was curious on why you did it?
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 9:46 am
Love it!
Your behind the times though jonny, the newest craze is you must claim your NOT one of these hypy push button pieces of software, and then go straight into explaining how with just a few clicks… or in your case without a computer 
Let’s not just frown upon the people making these types of videos, but also the people emailing out for them
Matt
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 10:58 am
No link to buy, only the video.
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 11:13 am
Wow, at the end of that video I
just about popped a nut? (just about that is)
Anyway good to hear from ya! Oh, an does that that guy above really expect to buy something through that link?
Nice touch!..
Aaron
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Haha This is freaking Hilarious.. You’ve lost your mind but I already knew that.
Perfect
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Mr Andrews,
The Buy Now button wont work for me, it goes to Youtube.
Is this a scam?
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 2:53 pm
This is funny!!!!
Now these people are getting more rude as they get more desperate.
Thanks for a good laugh Jonny!
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 3:54 pm
You are absolutely correct.I am tired of this shit.
Pls put out a product and offer some form of phone support.
Tks
Joe sookdeo
Posted on April 8, 2011 at 7:01 pm
Sorry Jonny, it’s not the $1.38 that’s peanuts in Aussie dollars. It’s the import duty on the Luckys that’ll break the bank.
Posted on April 10, 2011 at 1:03 am
It’s like the spirit of Aldous Snow infected the body of Tony Robbins! Love it!
Just a few things missing from your video:
1. Picture of your blind transvestite midget sitting in a hot tub in Aspen, or his $250,000 car.
2. Screen shots of the millions pouring in as our hero sits back and “shares” his secret with us.
3. The “oh-so-compelling-I-better-act-now” count down to the expiring link.
Dude – You are a sick bastard and that’s AWESOME!
DG
PS – Congrats on the wife and kid. Good to see that normal family life hasn’t really changed your craziness.
Posted on April 11, 2011 at 6:37 am
WTF DUDE THE BUY NOW BUTTON GOES TO A YOUTUBE CHANNEL!!!!
Posted on May 1, 2011 at 9:58 am
